FileTitle: Quickie435.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickie
Description: Grocery Store Clerk Quip
 In a hurry, I dashed through the grocery store, selected my tens items and
looked for an express lane. Rushing to one clerk, I inquired, "Can you check
me out, please?"
 He turned and looked me in the eye, then clanced down and back up again. "Not
bad," he said.