FileTitle: Quickies402.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickies
Description: Home Improvement Quotes
-In an episode the family was deciding what type of new car Al should get when
Peg chimed she could see herself in a Jaguar.  Al's response:  "Peg, if only we
could find one hungry enough!"

-Leaving from the home Al chortles how he would miss Peg but really wouldn't if
he had a scope.

-When Peg refused to allow Al to fight a school-time rival, Al responds "Peg,
like I told you on our wedding night when you woke me up:  You sure know how to
ruin a good thing."