] Whites and Blacks Q: What do you call a white guy standing with a black guy? A: Liberal. Q: What do you call a white guy with three black guys? A: Victim. Q: One white guy with five black guys? A: Coach. Q: One white guy with ten black guys? A: Quarterback. Q: One white guy with 100 black guys? A: Lieutenant. (sp?) Q: One white guy with 1000 black guys? A: Warden.