Q - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A - Don't know - it's never happened

Q - How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do
the dishes?
A - Both of them.

Q - What's the difference between a man and a lawnmower?
A - Lawnmowers don't bitch after they cut the yard.

Q - How do you keep a man from raping you?
A - Throw him the remote control.

Q - What one thing can always get a man out of your life?
A - A hunting licence.

Q - What's a man's idea of a romantic evening?
A - A candlelit football stadium.

Q - What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
A - A sex-change operation.