FileTitle: Riddles499.html
Category: Humor
Type: Riddles
Description: Sex Assortment
Q - What's the difference between a wet dream and a Western dream?
A - You wake up still shooting with a Western dream.

Q - What's long and hard on a hockey player?
A - Third grade.

Q - What do you do when a pitbull humps your leg?
A - Fake an orgasm.

Q - What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A - Marriage.

Q - What's faster than 69?
A - Lickety-split.

Q - What's the height of conceit?
A - Having an orgasm and shouting your own name.

Q - What has six balls and screws your twice a week?
A - The lottery.

Q - Where does virgin wool come from?
A - Sheep the shepherds couldn't catch.